The muzak: Sleep All Day - Jason Mraz
May 29, 2005
eggs yummy eggs
studying biology while talking to ruth is such a task. i am craving scrambled eggs now. i cooked scrambled eggs for ruth and myself this morning for breakfast :D yes people! i COOKED! meg COOKED! ha ha ha ha except everything i did, ruth was like "thats not how my mom usually does it" or "thats now how i usually put salt in my scrambled eggs" or "you mean you don't add MILK?" and etc etc. it made me think of how newly weds might have the same sort of conversation on a sunday morning.
husband: what? you didn't put MILK in my scrambled eggs???????? NOOOOOOOOO. wife: oh i'm sorry honey, my mother never put milk in scrambled eggs. she always said milk gave women breast cancer. i don't want you to get breast cancer now, do i? husband: okay fine (doesn't notice that his wife just indirectly, whether intentionally or not, referred to him as a woman), but this doesn't even have salt in it! wife: honey, you put salt after its done cooking. its HEALTHIER. i don't want you to get diabetes now, do i?
okay now that i've put that thought aside, i shall resume studying. bye byebeybyebyabgy bsaybey b BYE!
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